If you’ve ever seen No Strings Attached, you’ll remember that awesome “Period Mix” that Adam made for Emma. Since I live by myself, I usually “do my business” with the bathroom door open, and I thought to myself: Why not have a playlist of music for taking a dump? A “Shit List,” if you will — to soothe my burning anus… and just sort of blast it from my computer instead of idly listening to the boring, mechanical hum of my bathroom fan. So I went through the songs in my iTunes and… here it is.
At first I thought this list would be full of crap (no pun intended), but it actually isn’t that bad.
Album Title: No Strings Attached
- Linkin Park - Bleed It Out
- Muse - Supermassive Black Hole
- Nina Simone - I Wish I Knew How It Would Feel To Be Free
- Billie Holiday - They Can’t Take That Away From Me
- James Brown - Give It Up or Turnit A Loose (Remix)
- Duke Ellington - Black And Tan Fantasy
- Frank Sinatra - Moon River
- Louis Armstrong - Tiger Rag
- Marvin Gaye & Tammi Terrell - Ain’t Nothing Like The Real Thing
- MGMT - Electric Feel (Justice Remix)
- Michael Jackson - The Way You Make Me Feel
- Missy Elliot - Lose Control
- Black Eyed Peas - Meet Me Halfway
- Parliament - Tear The Roof Off The Sucker (Give Up The Funk)
- Presidents of the United States of America - Lump
- Robert Tepper - No Easy Way Out
- Sly & The Family Stone - Underdog
- Stevie Wonder - Uptight (Everything’s Alright)
- Janet Jackson vs. Kool & The Gang - Don’t Stop
- Red Hot Chili Peppers - Can’t Stop
- Black Eyed Peas - Boom Boom Pow
- Rage Against the Machine - Renegades of Funk
- Gwen Stefani - Sweet Escape
- Stevie Wonder - Signed, Sealed, Delivered I’m Yours
- Drake - Best I Ever Had
I’m pretty sure I’ll never need two hours to take a dump, though.
