Fatherly Advice
While watching “A Christmas Story” with my Dad:
- Dad: So, what would you do if you were stuck to a pole like that?
- Me: Not sure… I’d need some hot water, right?
- Dad: Yeah, but where are you gonna find it?
- Me: I dunno… breathe really hard? Try to use your warm breath?
- Dad: Pee. You can use your pee.
